Could Lenny Kravitz Look More Like a Dipshit?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Seriously. From his dumb-ass haircut to his dumb-ass sunglasses to the dumb-ass expression on his dumb-ass face. What a turd. Who gives a fuck? Is he like Michael Jackson now? Professionally famous? At least Michael Jackson is interestingly weird. I mean the dude invents new ways to be weird. Who the fuck would hold a baby over a balcony while wearing bandages on his face? Not Lenny Kravitz, that’s for sure. Lenny just wears the same outfit he wore in 1997 and gives speeches at the grammys. Fuck that dude. He was never cool. He hasn’t done anything in 10 years, and if he has I haven’t fucking heard it. But I’ve sure seen his face pop up on my computer all over the place. What the fuck is TimeWarnerAOLViacomWalmartMcDonaldsFoxMicrosoftCNN.com thinking?